News : Frankenbok in search of a roadie and super nerd

Press release:

“HELP US! WE NEED YOU!”Do you like metal? Do you even like THE BOK??? If your answer is “BLUDDY-OAF I DO MATE!” then maybe this is for you!

“WE NEED A ROADIE!”

We’re on the search for someone who’s keen to be our NUMBER ONE ROADIE! Someone to do lights, lug gear, break up fights (or start them), drive our funbus, help sell merch to unsuspecting victims, carry jugs/shots (from bar to stage), drag bodies (from stage back to bar or van), hold an unhandy-cam, take unhappy snaps, \m/ throw plenty of horns \m/, and basically everything else BOK related. It will be for all our shows, local, interstate, international and intergalactic! But we need someone who is Melbourne/locally based (sorry Charlie Sheen, we know you really wanted to help us, maybe next time cobber!).

So if you think your beard is long enough then CONTACT US RIGHT NOW! Just send an email to: roadie@frankenbok.com

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! (NO! There are NO friggin steak knives!)

We are also looking for someone who is savvy with “THE INTERNETSES” – Websiteses! Facebookses! Twitterses! ReverbNationses! LastFMses! Graphic Designses! Video Editingses! PhotoShopsesingses! aaaaaahhhhhh! (ok, you know what we mean). We want some sort of “SUPERNERD” who can manage/update our ONLINE BOK KINGDOM! (Basically, if you can decode this “Nosotros besoin een eximius glupan!” then this one’s probably for you)

So if you prefer to let your metal “fingers” do the talking, then send your email to: supernerd@frankenbok.com

OH! ONE LAST THING! If you think you are worthy of the one true winner takes all “EXTREME ROADIE” status, and you think that you’re good enough to do BOTH these jobs (and still have time to: create world peace, go for holidays on the moon, create a cure for Emo-ism, not spill a drop of ale whilst breaking the world record for One-Armed-Beer-Sculling-Star-Jumps), then you can send your email to: maff666@frankenbok.com

“May the forks be with you Bokers!”

\m/ THE BOK \m/